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zokes comes from the word "jokes". zokes, means that: whatever i said i didn't mean it... but it was prety funny when i said it!! {instead of using jks (to say u were joking) just use zks.
-wow buddy, u really suck at basketball.
-screw you man!!!
-woah! easy there, i was only zokes... just zokes.
by Destin29358 January 21, 2008
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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Combination of 'Zayyan' and 'joke'. Refers to a mawkish or inane play on words, rarely humorous.
-what's the name of ur road? wycombe road/drive/lane?
-close
-oh i was 'close' then
by Ass January 26, 2005
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A really fucking old mean man. Also he litters everywhere. Gets rid of his sap.
"Zoke threatened to kill me what the hell."

"Yeah dude, Zoke's fucking crazy we just like to own over his ass"
by europopian September 01, 2009
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Player who enjoys executing enemies with rengar.
Zoke taas siel vihollisten keskellä
by sankku September 22, 2020
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