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Zok!Sound the alarm!
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Zok (pronounced zəʊk or zʊk) originall a Kashmiri term, seen all over the internet, which literally means pubic hair, but is used in a variety of other contexts.

In adjective form

1)As an insult to someone.
2)Used to describe an object, place, or event as utterly awful.

In noun form
1)Used to refer to a person's pubic hair.

2)Often exclaimed alone during a conversation, ( Zok!) used to express that you have not done, or do not wish to do something, as you consider it beneath you to do it.
Friend 1: Did you hear about what Hadi did?

Friend 2: Why? What'd he do?
Friend 1: He tried to kiss his best friend, but got slapped by her instead.

Friend 2: Man, what a Zok!

Friend 1: Hey! Did you hear about the new dining place that opened up just across our school?

Friend 2: Yeah, went there last night. That place is Zok!

Friend 1: You know, I went down on my girl last night.

Friend 2: Really?! How'd it go?

Friend 1: Aah, it was fine but she had a huge zok that kept getting in the way.

Colleague 1: Did you go to that delegation yesterday. I heard it was really important.

Colleague 2: Zok! I'd never attend something that boring, and you know that.
by Bob_the_fucking_builder February 17, 2017
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Kashmiri word for Pubic Hair.
Also can be used as a derrogatory word to describe a stupid man
Cha kadakh Zok ( You cant even pluck my pubic hair)
Kar chop zokya ( shut up you pubic hair - here reffered to a stupid person)
Che Khasakh ( You cant even pluck my pubic hair)
Ba dimy zoky saet faasy ( I will choke you with my pubic hair).
by Zzinedine098765 May 31, 2021
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A term refering to a super awesome south african that at one point or another would be found roming the halls of the community hebrew academy of toronto wallenberg campus, but currently residing at york university. will often have interests in jessica alba, liverpool fc and other south africans.

seldom quite.

other spellings include: Zawk, Zaque, Zoch,
1. Hey look, its Zok
2. Hi Zok

3. Zok, are you from british?
by cokezeroisfuntodrink June 10, 2009
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Also known as ''Terma'' in the moroccan dialect, this word designates the ass/butt.
- Sed 3lya zokok a wld l97ba
by godhimself69 April 08, 2019
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