Absolutely the best fucking person ever. He may get hurt over and over again, but he’ll do the right thing and be there for everyone. He has your back no matter what. He’s so fucking cute and has such a way with words. His big dick is irresistible and will treat every girl the way she wants to be treated. He’ll eat out your tits and make you feel so good. No matter how hot or how amazing other girls are, he’ll see the good in only one particular chick, and he’ll do anything to keep her smiling. If you are that girl, do not lose him, or you will never find a man like him again. He’s funny, hot, smart, and has a big dick. Zohaib makes the most adorable faces to make you laugh, what more could a girl want? You might have your ups and downs with zohaib, but he’s the one and only legend
Zohaib’s so dope he hit me up with $100 just because!
My best friend is zohaib, and I don’t regret it one bit, kind of want to start something..!
My best friend is zohaib, and I don’t regret it one bit, kind of want to start something..!
by Bigmeypetyb November 24, 2021
Leader’, king; gold’ or ‘ocean of knowledge’, an amazing person to be around, Great lover, Sexy, Not to Mess with.
Zohaib is an amazing person
by Oxford Dictionary reveals November 23, 2021
by mrloverrlova May 24, 2019
by Brian Bobby March 8, 2008
There was once a legend of some kind of super noob. A mythical creature called zohaib. The deadliest noob in the world, zohaib noobed countless people.
1. OOHHH, you got zohaibed!!
2. Zohaib killed you in counterstrike!, you're the biggest NOOB EVER!!!
2. Zohaib killed you in counterstrike!, you're the biggest NOOB EVER!!!
by Homer March 26, 2005
by zohaib March 26, 2005
a mythical state of mind or place.. sometimes describe a certain wavelength.. the 69th to be precise
if ever trying to escape a zohaib.. speed walk up or down a flight of stairs and he will perish behind you
if ever trying to escape a zohaib.. speed walk up or down a flight of stairs and he will perish behind you
by jayrayshawn December 13, 2012