Jacob : Hey, What happened to Kevin last night?
Luke : The last time I saw him, he was doing a znoq if you know what I mean.
Jacob: Lol, standard.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"