"I feel zjierb"

Briana: That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected
Ken: Disgust?
Briana: Wrong, it's not disgust
Ken: Disappointment?
Briana: NO! I know what disappointment feels like
Aaah, I don't know how I feel
*Distressed dance routine meltdown*
Briana: I feel... zjierb
Ken: *Bites a pickle*
Both: Zjierbness

Guy: *bites into pickle* I feel... zjierb.
Girl: Zjierbness.

"Hey do you want a Pickle?"
"Sure."
*Squish*
"Ew, how does it taste?"
"Zjierb."
"Ugh, I hate when that happens."

*bites into a pickle*
"I feel....zjierb"

I feel zjierb.

brian david gilbert: I feel zjierb
both: zjierbness