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Man, just as I was about to fuck that fat bitch, I started to grab her tits. It was then thatI realized that they were nothing more than triangular mounds of fat covered with zitties.
by ethan bishop April 26, 2007
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Stephen (Darkness Jackson)"Zombie titties aren't exactly my cup of tea."
Ulfric "Oh you mean zitties. I love me some zitties."
Thomas: "Isn't that necrophilia?"
Ulfric "Technically yes, it depends on how you look at."
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A zit that is so irritated and swollen that it takes the shape of a boob (i.e. A zit titty).
Person 1: Have you seen Jen lately?
Person 2: Yeah, the poor girl's got herself a zitty.
by fishsticksarecool July 05, 2016
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Super hotttt sooo hot it will break the internet seggsy even
Brad:Lettuce is looking zitty today

Chad:I know right she’s so hot all the time
by NOT A CAT MONSTER April 03, 2021
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