Zito

The best thing to happen to the universe since planets.

Zito is what it's all about.

by The rambunctious slippy tongue October 15, 2008

Zito

1. The most awesome homeroom teacher ever.
2.to have an ex wife whos a slut.
3. REALLY COOL DUDE :D
4.To be so awesome, people worship you.

Dude, did you see that guy? Hes such a Zito.

by AdrianasaurusREXXX January 15, 2009

Zito

Innocent guy who has been repeatdly cheated by his horny wife

Zito: "Will you go home now?"
Wife:"Dammit Zito, of course no, I must earn my money with our boss"

by Zito's friend January 18, 2005

Zito

Just a total goon that's part of a zito gang full of goons. A zito is defined as a weird goon that does weird and random things.

#1: Bro javi is such a zito

#2: Yeah I know all he does is mess around with our lacrosse gear with his squad of zitos

by Htbod April 27, 2017

Zito

(noun) A person who could not give a straight answer to save their life or anyone else's.

"Maybe"
"Not at this time"
"Yes, so it seems"
"Eh"

by Dea Eris February 19, 2005

Zitoed

To grossly over pay for something and get nothing in return. To waste your money. To get ripped-off big time.

As in Giants starting pitcher Barry Zito. $126 million dollars, 0-6 with a 7.83 ERA, demoted to middle reliever. As in the single worst free agent signing in the history of organized baseball.

"Dude, I just paid $50 for a dime bag."

"Then you just got Zitoed big time."

by 20deep May 1, 2008

zito

A falsification of the the truth. Something that just sounds so bizarre its got to be made up.

Person A: Dude, do you know why Van-Damme ain't one of the Expandables?..it's cos he got ass wooped by Micky Rourke..kakow!

Person B: Wizzit?..your havin' a larf!

Person C: Ha! Get you facts straight you orange!.. it was Chuck Zito who beat him, not Rourke!

Person B: What a load of Zito!

Person A: Me bitches!

by maxplasma January 16, 2011