a zip job is a hand job through the pants

A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.

The accidental (or possibly masochistic) act of 'zipping yourself.' The zip job is generally the collision of a desperately needed bathroom break and being in a hurry to get somewhere. The perfect storm...

The zip job is identified by a short period of confusion, followed by a flash of insight and intense pain/swearing.

Moment before climate the gimp zips the his mouth zipper end in a white and red ending