Urban Dictionary: zilf

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Everyone was loading their guns and getting ready to fight, but I saw the hottest ZILF outback, so I snuck out to tap it.

by handgernade14 August 12, 2006

Sep 11 Word of the Day

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

Zombies i'd like (to) fuck

A ZILF is any zombiefied person that is sexually desirable.

My friend Aldo thinks a zombiefied Pamela Anderson would be one hot zilf.

by F3Overlord July 18, 2009

Hey look at that zebra, its so hot, i just want to fuck it Motch style
MOTCH MOTCH MOTCH MOTCH

by MOTCH STRIKES BACK February 23, 2005

Zulu I'd like (to) fuck.

While in South Africa, there were no zilfs

by asscrack February 16, 2005

The god of all MILF's. Namely, the "Pimp Milf". Bitches who serve under the Zilf are known as the "Zilflets".

"Don't mess with a Zilf."

by ZillaSkypeFace December 29, 2013

Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."

by IAmCrustyJuggler March 02, 2009