v. trans. (pronounced: zice); def: to screw up; to fail epically in scope (see: epic fail);
When Ben lost the Halo match against several n00bs, he really zeised it.

by zike March 07, 2008
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One who loves furries and has lots of smoo smoo with them. Also one who has a large obession with the male phalacies.
Person 1: Hey Zei Kirin, how are you doing today.
Zei Kirin: I am doing cocktaflicious. Would you like to stick a pencil up my anus please.
Person 1: You are a very weird person.
Zei Kirin: COOOOCCCCCK! COOOOCCCCKKKK!
by tyme September 02, 2004
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A person obsessed with tentacles and the usage of tentacles, especially in the anal oriface.
That guy is a regular zei kirin, I've never seen so much tentacle rape hentai on one hard drive before!
by Xiphas March 17, 2004
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One who is overwhelmingly obsessed with male genitals and severe masturbation; serving as an ode to extreme homosexuality; dreams of Arnold Schwatzenegger naked, chained to a bed, dressed in leather, with a fetish for cheese.
You're such a Zei Kirin.
Stop Zei Kirin'ing around, foo.
by Dildo March 15, 2004
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The act of having a large object (chair leg, umbrella) forcibly inserted into one's anus without lubrication. Derived from "Zei Kir", people ask "Do you want Zei Kirin' tonight?"
by Richie Head August 21, 2004
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an expression of a nazi when they find a jew in the atic
Wir müssen den Juden dort oben auf dem Dachboden finden (zey are in ze attic)
by Waluigiboi March 11, 2019
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