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zert
A word for
dessert
, if you're too
lazy
to say the
whole
word.
Free
zert on
your birthday
!
by
Pie Lady
August 10, 2005
Get a
zert
mug for your buddy Trump.
May 11 Word of the Day
compost me
A
euphemism
for “
kill me
” now that
composting
oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right
, why
don
’t you
just
compost me?
by
Dr Bunnygirl
March 22, 2020
Get a
compost me
mug for your dad Vivek.
2
zert
Zombie
Emergency
Response
Team.
Call
the
ZERT
, he's got an
arm
off.
by
benisman
November 25, 2011
Get the
zert
neck gaiter and mug.
3
zert
persian
or
farsi
word for
fart
"zert with
the wind
"
"
fart
with the wind"
by
piratemimi
October 11, 2006
Get a
zert
mug for your coworker Trump.
4
zert
A word for
dessert
, if you're too
lazy
to say the
whole
word.
Free
zert on
your birthday
!
by
Pie Lady
August 10, 2005
Get a
zert
mug for your bunkmate Zora.
5
Zert
When a
animal
is
fucking
Your
pets
are
zert
by
Milk the kangaroo
January 11, 2017
Get a
Zert
mug for your boyfriend Trump.