What is the best exchange to buy and sell zerps?

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

Dude 1: "Ay dog, let's go to the store, so I can get some gin."

Dude 2: "Nah, fuck a drink, lets just zerp in the shade."

Dude 1: "Aight, let's fade."

1) ...man, that cheese tasted "zerp"...
2) ...man, that shit is somewhere inbetween "zerp" and "sour"...
3) ...captain, all my needles are going totally "zerp"...

Zerp is the most zerp thing i ever zerped zerpen zerp zerp zerpedy fucking zerp.

"you're being a zerp"

"ew what a zerp"

"shut up zerp"

"I've actually stopped thinking about zerps altogether"