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The urgent need to slap one's self in the mouth for being an unusually poor friend. Particularly prevalent within the field of Psychology.
Why do I even bother cheating at scrabble? I'm such a zenman.
or
I would have let him, but I am a zenman.
or
I would have let him, but I am a zenman.
by Sleeping_Giant August 25, 2009
Aug 1 Word of the Day
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)
person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you
or
person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you
or
person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011