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A zeliac is a person with a thumb larger than a penis.

It is derived from the word 'zël' an old German measurement system, that used the size of the thumb as a basis.
"Get out my house you zeliac virgin gimp boy!"

"Okay grandma"
by Iminyourshed February 20, 2017
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
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