Top definition
a skinny vegitarian creature that enjoys coffee and is unsuccessful with the ladies; considers itself dead sexy
That creepy old guy at the coffee shop is such a zeldes
by J.J. Engr December 10, 2009
Get a zeldes mug for your daughter-in-law Sarah.
May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
Get a Thumb Day mug for your father-in-law Jerry.
2
An extremely intelligent and hot guy. if you don't give him the gigachad role, you fucking suck dick for sure. he has innate leadership skills. He fo sure has a big dick and the girls drool over him. thank u
how is someone like that ugly communist slovak a chad while zelde is a pixie girl?
by TheTrueSpeakerrrr December 04, 2020
Get a Zelde mug for your sister Rihanna.