A man-child with an average beard, who has a concerning obsession wit St. Louis. Most Zeffrens have an abnormal amount of ferragamo belts in their closet.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.