Totally asleep. From 'ZZZZzzzzzz'
I was totally zeed when you called.
by lysol February 09, 2005
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Screwed; Put in a bad place; A horrible situation.
Fuck, here comes the asshole who orders mad LB's of shit, and Paul just left the counter.
"I got fuckin Zeed bro!"
by Fluster November 15, 2004
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When a normal 9 to 5 conservative group of people go out for a evening and end up going crazy after the influence of a splash of grey goose and a certain individual sending shots their way
"They had a great time, they have been zeed"
by ali96jan November 25, 2015
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For every Zeed action there is a breakage reaction.
Zeed: *plugs in monitor adaptor*
PC: BSOD
Everyone: "ah...that's Zeed's Law...
by Vide_Wagina January 24, 2020
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A state of body and mind achieved in the depths of a xanax binge. In this state the said person is pretty mellowed out, and usually has a hard time communicating.
Dude you need to chill out with those pills. Your hand is shaking, you can barely talk, you're fuckin zeed out man.
by O.G. LOC November 10, 2007
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The act of choking or gaging when talking, usually caused by shitting oneself.
Carl was right in the middle of his story when he joe zeed. The sad part was that the boss walked in right after. I'm still sore from laughing sooo hard.
by Smart gluestick January 05, 2018
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To be extremely high off marijuana, Another word for stoned or zoinked.

Noun version: Zed a short term for zombie
Zeeded is the adjective version of Zed because you’re so high you’re like a zombie.
Yo bro I just shmacked the carti 6 times and I’m zeeded asl rn.
My guy your eyes are hellee red , you zeeded af
by Thehoodedman December 07, 2018
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