Going M.I.A, missing in action
Ditching everyone and missing out on the fun
Girl 1: "Can you believe Kristy, she's going zayn on us now that she has a boyfriend!"
Girl 2: "Kristy why must you always go Zayn on us?!"
by bunnyassfoo March 01, 2016
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Top zayn is sexualizing Zayn (Malik) , mostly with Harry styles more often, to top during the sexual intercourse between the two
Girl 1: who do u think tops Louis or Harry?
Girl 2: I go with top zayn for sure
Girl 1: yeah, top zayn rocks
by Lovethepancakes December 27, 2020
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the loml and he should yours too because have you seen him he’s so hot and hot hate for leaving the band but last time i check it was for his meant health so back off and leave him alone he did nothing wrong.
1:ugh why did zayn malik leave the band he’s so annoying

2: *gunshot*
2: my work here is done
by ruth.regalado April 20, 2021
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He is the Hottest member of One Direction (that's a fact), The KING of highnotes, One of the greatest male artists of this generation. SEXY AF. THE BEST PERSON ALIVE.
Who is that hot guy that can sing really high notes?
Oh that's Zayn Malik.
by Zaynshairdye May 10, 2021
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After working the door of a nightclub in the summer heat, you go home to your gay lover for a golden shower and loving cuddle.
It was hot at work tonight, I’m looking forward to Ali giving me The Dirty Zayne when we get home together.
by Trevypoo April 07, 2020
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A hot gay boy from the band One Direction. Rumor has it, he cares more about his hair products than his own mother. He has diarrhea at least once every two days, due to his fear of being touched by poor people. He is flawless, like a unicorn peeing sparkling water.
Zayn Malik resembles a 4 year old gymnastics girl with yeast infection.
by Doniya Malik June 21, 2012
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