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a smelly person that doesn't know up from down in the bed she will love to take it but can't give it or ride it very well. she can be as dumb as a box of rocks or a straight up bitch but she will give her all to the one she loves
girl: that girl is retarded

guy: i know she's a total zantyese

girl: smh she smells too
by swayyyy October 28, 2014
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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