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Usually someone who exudes awesomeness, and makes it hard for women around him to keep their hands to themselves. A zangl is someone you always want around. They are funny, smart and loyal to only the closest of friends. Most women who meet a zangl find it hard not to want to get in bed with him. A zangl has a silver tongue and will use it to great length even without you knowing. Most zangl's have an extremely large and thick penis.
woman 1: Did you meet zangl at the club?

woman 2: Oh yea! The next morning i was exhausted and forgot how to talk!
by DaYouGaFinMe December 05, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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