The most rugged, genius, bad ass motherfucker you'll come into contact with. Conducts himself as a fuckin sir. Fucks better than your man, and can kick your dad's ass. He'd bang the shit out of your mother if he didn't have standards. He doesn't want to steal your girl; he just wants to have repeated sexual encounters with her and send her back home to you.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods