Urban Dictionary: zand

dude those vans are so zand.

by streetsurfer January 15, 2010

n. from the Hebrew. one who has all metrosexual qualities such as: tight pants, versace t-shirts, and homoerotic bar-room tendencies.

yo last night my boy was acting like a zand; groping that guy at the bar.

by t vance December 14, 2004

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Zande

Dude that pulls mad bitches he’s always funny and he’s sexy asf and has a big dick

Zande just got done with a shower and his phone had 1k notifications

by Big daddy zande November 03, 2020

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Zand

Stinky. Smells like piss, shit or a combination of the two.

Jim:"yo, did you see Chas at the dance last night?"

Bob:"Yeah he was so zand."

Jim:"He stank?"

Bob:"Like shit in a vag..."

by Jerkythekid January 15, 2010

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Zands

An emotional state when you have just had a viral post on the internet. A feeling of elation and joy followed by a sinking need for another viral hit.

Oh my god, I've just had a Zands. It's incredible.

There is nothing quite as glorious as a Zands but now I'm feeling a touch empty.

Did you just Zands that, bro? Wow!

by AndyAnonis56 August 11, 2021

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