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the act of slapping your testicles on the back of someone's head
i got z bagged when i was sleeping
by Skipper21 December 22, 2006
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Z-bagging is when you dip your scrote into a cool pool of Zima.
"Hot day. I could go for a quick z-bag, what about you"

"Yeah let's do this"
by treasureman November 06, 2009
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When someone is as terrible as Mark Zuckerberg. Since neither the heterosexual nor homosexual communities want him a new slur had to be formed to express how awful he is
Guy 1: "Hey guys get the hell out of here, you're being a bunch of Z-Bags"

Guy 2: "WHOOOOAAAAAAA! Dude toooooo far....." *silently sobs*
by The Chanks September 20, 2011
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When a guy takes his cock and cock slaps a girl in the shape of a Z. Like Zorro.
Boyfriend: Hey baby girl, can I Zbag my giant black cock all over your face?
Girlfriend: Sure honey, just don't give me a black eye.
by Big Ox March 19, 2007
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another word for gabby which is a Brazindian add it to your vocabulary it is soo full of surprises! it writes with both hands so its boobs don't become lop-sided... btw its ALWAYS tired. but its pretty amazing, bitches bow down.
Zbag got owned my zevad
by zevad January 01, 2008
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Hey, babe, wanna go back to my apartment for some 'coffee'?

Hell no! That place is overrun by Z-bags!
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