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Yup on my tractor: Best song in existence : Not fucking playing around Jenny, get in the fuckin' house now bitch
You better count your fucking days' mom, fuck you all bitch
Chorus
I just got some new boots, and a new tractor
Get on my tractor, ran right past her
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor
Finna marry my sister, 'cause she's fuckin' hot bro
I just got some new boots, finna hop on my tractor (Yee-haw)
I hopped on my tractor, I rode straight past her (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)
Verse
Take a look at my boots, diamondback snake skin
Man I love tobacco dip, that shit makes my head spin
My wife has a flat ass, but she has some big tits
Try to fuck my wife, don't you fuckin risk it
12 Gauge buckshot, aim it at your dreadlocks
My wife wants to fuck me 'cause I have a fat cock
And I got a shotgun, a rifle, and a four wheel drive
I'm eating some deer meat, country boys can survive
Chorus
I just got some new boots and a new tractor
Get on my tractor, ran right past her
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor
Finna marry my sister, 'cause she's fucking hot bro
I just got some new boots, finna hop on my tractor (Yee-haw)
I hopped on my tractor, I rode straight past her (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)
You better count your fucking days' mom, fuck you all bitch
Chorus
I just got some new boots, and a new tractor
Get on my tractor, ran right past her
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor
Finna marry my sister, 'cause she's fuckin' hot bro
I just got some new boots, finna hop on my tractor (Yee-haw)
I hopped on my tractor, I rode straight past her (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)
Verse
Take a look at my boots, diamondback snake skin
Man I love tobacco dip, that shit makes my head spin
My wife has a flat ass, but she has some big tits
Try to fuck my wife, don't you fuckin risk it
12 Gauge buckshot, aim it at your dreadlocks
My wife wants to fuck me 'cause I have a fat cock
And I got a shotgun, a rifle, and a four wheel drive
I'm eating some deer meat, country boys can survive
Chorus
I just got some new boots and a new tractor
Get on my tractor, ran right past her
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor
Finna marry my sister, 'cause she's fucking hot bro
I just got some new boots, finna hop on my tractor (Yee-haw)
I hopped on my tractor, I rode straight past her (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)
Fucked her in the pasture, yup, on my tractor (Yee-haw)
by YUPONMYTRACTOR6661342080085 May 01, 2019
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009