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Yump (scientific name of "yumperium") is the world's most superior mineral ever known of. every millennium it will plant itself inside several almighty "Yump Masters," who, once this happens, are legally the most superior sentient beings in thy universe. You may ask why - if this is a mineral, it hasn't been used or seen in everyday life, and the short answer is this: Yumperium is too superior for any pesky human to wield, and, the only other superior beings to survive close contact with this mineral without being chosen are the "Yumpers," who are physically gods of Yump, and are the creators of the mineral. Following the creation of the Yump mineral, (a mere 50 seconds after the Universe's creation) old Timmy, the good of Chinook Helicopters, attempted to steal the holy Yumperium, but was consumed by the mineral's sheer epicness. Timmy was flung far, far out into the void of interdimensional space and time, and, now only his evil children Chinook Helicopters live on... Another fun fact: The famous Orion constellation is actually a godly artist's depiction on what a humanoid form of Timmy must have looked like, murdering all those innocent Yumperium creators, in his haste to steal thy almighty Yumperium

P.S: The Yump Masters have sworn to destroy and abuse all Chinooks remaining today, but, with more and more of them being manufactured by the evil factories, no one knows for sure who will win...
Yump is Yump
by PlatinumBlast (Yump Master) August 12, 2019
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A verb often used to describe jumping out of the plane in warzone with your boys, which feels as good as cumming from sex.
Oh my god boys, I’m so excited to yump.

Seconds later: Yumping now into stadium! Woo!
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by Funk master 43 August 11, 2020
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The only quote from the Star Wars Prequels you can make an acronym with.
by Justin August 08, 2018
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a word used to describe recklessly performing a stunt of some sort
guy1: "dude, why is your truck so filthy"

guy2: "Oh, I was all wasted last night and decided to yump it through a cornfield"
by MJ for MJ August 20, 2010
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To be extremely wonderful and better than everything else.People using this name should be worshipped by the lower classes.
Yump is awesome
by Mika January 23, 2004
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