Urban Dictionary: yule

Yule Log

a satisfying poop that one takes during the holiday season.

James: Hey, where's Tom at?
Corey: He's in the washroom dropping a Yule Log

by JimmidyJames December 28, 2009

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yule log

Wrapping a Christmas bow around your penis and placing it on a female (or male) companions face.

Dude, I totally gave her the Yule Log last night!

by GoingToAlpha December 22, 2010

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Yule log

n.- A thick, frozen feces stick, made by taking a large, gooey turd, wrapping it in plastic wrap, and placing in the freezer. The yule log is, when hardened by freezing, employed in masturbation.

I saw your mom lick the yule log last nite after she stick it in her coocheroo.

by ZAN*** November 22, 2003

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Yule Douche

Yule Douche (yool' - doosh)
Anyone who prematurely decorates for Christmas on or before Thanksgiving thereby ruining both holidays for the observer.

Wife: "Jesus H. Christ!! Ugh!"
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "Look! The Yule Douches across the street have already setup their 50 Christmas lawn decorations and we haven't even carved the turkey yet! I hate them and there's no time left to shop and we havent even...."
Husband: "Ugh, now I have to listen to this for the next four weeks. Thanks, stupid Yule Douches!!"

by ItsJoeK November 25, 2009

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Yule Log

Occurring on Christmas eve, when a man and a woman have anal sex, when the man is about to nut, the woman takes a shit, and the man cums all over and inside the shit, creating a yule log appearance.

I gave Susie the yule log last Christmas eve.

by Coopyloopyjz December 21, 2016

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Yule Log

A shit that leaves your asshole burning long after you have left the bowl.

That Thai food I had yesterday made me drop a few yule logs this morning and now my asshole is on fire. Think I'll have to skip school.

by Clutchmaster October 07, 2009

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Yule Ball

A formal dance held on Christmas night when a Triwizard Tournament is occurring. This is basically Christmas prom where the same usual goes for four hours straight.

Ranka: Hey Susumu, will you take me to the Yule Ball?
Susumu: Sorry Ranka, I can't. Konata in the grade above me asked me.

by The Real Driller June 25, 2017

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