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A flat-earther that NEVER wishes their raiders a good morning and hasn't masturbated in 26 years. He does the eye stretching ritual every morning. A youtabloo also drinks like 12 bottles of hidden valley ranch before passing out.
Ryley: "dude don't be such a youtabloo"

Val: "No u"
by odd muffin February 23, 2019
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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