John(staring across the lunch room at some chick): "aahhh she has such a nice ass..."
Me: " What?? is your mom at school today?

Guy: So what are you doing today?
Annoying Kid: Your mom!
Guy: Yeah, well your mom has herpes, tell her I'm sorry.
Annoying Kid: ...

Person 1: i'm gonna say the n word
Person 2: your mom gay
person 1: i don't feel so good

below is a gif of your mom and her sister.

someguy:thats dumb.
me:your mom is dumb.
someguy:you are juvinile and ugly.
me:your mom is juvinile and ugly.
someguy:uuugg...goddammit *head explodes*

Teacher: and what exactly happened to your homework this time?
You: you're mom happened

brillinace!

Guy 1: its such a stupid movie.
Guy 2: your a stupid movie!
guy 1: your face is a stupid movie!
guy 2: your moms a stupid movie!
guy 1: your moms a whore.
guy 2: GODDAMNIT!!!

guy 1: why dont you get off drinking, man?
guy 2: i have to get off your mom first
random guy: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!

Victim: I can't seem to get this to function properly.
Attacker: I can't seem to get your mom to function properly.