Greeting from one ordinary guy to another to ask how he's doing, how life is treating him.
"Hey, it's good to see you. I haven't seen you in a while. How's your penis?"
by GregMD September 06, 2013
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The act of have sex with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about Jesus on her bed.
Jake: I'm going into her room to evangelize to her.
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...
by birthdayfan March 10, 2012
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When a male purchases a sports car to offset the fact that he has a small penis in the hopes of getting laid.
Jim had no choice but to buy a brand new Porsche to help him get down her pants. We all thought to ourselves "Sorry about your penis".
by Broomy3 January 07, 2009
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when a guy keeps telling a joke to or about someone to someone when they ask them to stop.
"dude 3 series apple"
"shut up alex"
"no but dude, 3 series apple"
"bro your penis is small"
by fuckyoutrevor January 09, 2012
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Like this if you have a big penis, dislike this if you have a small penis, and do nothing if you have a micropenis.
How big is your penis? Read the rules alive.
by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020
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The amount of osty your penis is. Typically refered to when someone is mad at another individual.
Dude u fucked my sister? How osty is your penis!
by Dogeater54 February 19, 2019
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Something you say to someone when someone brags about some un-manly or loser achievement. Used to point out that someone might be smart but they have a small penis. Can be used even if you are unsure of the individuals penis size. Usually preceded by wait.
Dexter: Bro I just got to level 138 on Runescape!!!!!
Paul: Wait, how big is your penis?
by The B Master March 05, 2011
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