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A defence mechanism in any slightly confrontational situation that can either be hilarious if used in an innovative way or make you look like a complete idiot (hence the phrase being common place with chavs and other nonentities).
# please a your mum joke can only be humourous if you use a mocking voice to show that you are merely taking the mick out of someone who would use sucha phrase and think it were hilarious (i.e. a nonentity)
# please a your mum joke can only be humourous if you use a mocking voice to show that you are merely taking the mick out of someone who would use sucha phrase and think it were hilarious (i.e. a nonentity)
reasonably good use of the phrase-
fred: 'my word it is hot today'
george: 'so was your mum last night after i roasted her over the table (alright, gigidy gigidy!)' #said in a mockingly moronic tone
bad use of the phrase-
Ben:'did i here you got an E in english language Lewis?'
Lewis: 'your mum (wayyyyyyyyy)' #said in a hereditary moronic tone
fred: 'my word it is hot today'
george: 'so was your mum last night after i roasted her over the table (alright, gigidy gigidy!)' #said in a mockingly moronic tone
bad use of the phrase-
Ben:'did i here you got an E in english language Lewis?'
Lewis: 'your mum (wayyyyyyyyy)' #said in a hereditary moronic tone
by dan baylis March 22, 2007
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Situation #1
A: "Your gay*"
B: "Your mums gay"
A: "Your face is gay"
B: "Your ex is gay"
A: "True"
B: "oh noes!"
*In this situation, the term gay is used in a non-derogatory to homosexuals kind of way. In this context, it means stupid and annoying.
Situation #2
A: "You know xyz..."
B: "You know what, your mum"
A: "YOUR mum!"
B: "Yeah well, your mum sucks cock"
A: "Well, your mum sucks my dads cock"
B: "You suck cock"
A: "Your face sucks cock"
B: "Your ex sucks cock"
A: "True"
B: "oh noes!"
A: "Your gay*"
B: "Your mums gay"
A: "Your face is gay"
B: "Your ex is gay"
A: "True"
B: "oh noes!"
*In this situation, the term gay is used in a non-derogatory to homosexuals kind of way. In this context, it means stupid and annoying.
Situation #2
A: "You know xyz..."
B: "You know what, your mum"
A: "YOUR mum!"
B: "Yeah well, your mum sucks cock"
A: "Well, your mum sucks my dads cock"
B: "You suck cock"
A: "Your face sucks cock"
B: "Your ex sucks cock"
A: "True"
B: "oh noes!"
by Izzy Pop May 05, 2006
58
D'you wanna come over my house tonight?
Your mum wants to go to your house tonight!
You Suck!
Your mum sucks!
Your mum wants to go to your house tonight!
You Suck!
Your mum sucks!
by urmumgotowned March 27, 2008
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A typical childish insult from teenagers 11-16. Sometimes, because they've got nothing else to say, or because they think it makes them look 'big'
E.G. 1:
Jenny: *Yawn*
Shane: You tired?
Jenny: Yeah.. a bit.
Shane: Well your mum wasn't tired in bed last night!
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E.G. 2:
Jenny: You're so childish!
Shane: No I'm not, you motherfucking whore.
Jenny: Prove it then, cuntfaced frog featured toadostical moronized mong penguin tatoo moose!!!!
Shane: ...Ok? Go fuck your mum, slut.
Jenny: *Yawn*
Shane: You tired?
Jenny: Yeah.. a bit.
Shane: Well your mum wasn't tired in bed last night!
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E.G. 2:
Jenny: You're so childish!
Shane: No I'm not, you motherfucking whore.
Jenny: Prove it then, cuntfaced frog featured toadostical moronized mong penguin tatoo moose!!!!
Shane: ...Ok? Go fuck your mum, slut.
by Mongifed June 12, 2008