John: Fuck you
Me: I fucked your mom
John: Your a dick
Me: Your mom doesn't mind
John: Get off my nuts dude
Me: I'm just getting you back because your mom wouldn't get off mine.
John: I'm gonna beat your ass dude.
Me: Just like I beat your mom's pussy?
Me: I fucked your mom
John: Your a dick
Me: Your mom doesn't mind
John: Get off my nuts dude
Me: I'm just getting you back because your mom wouldn't get off mine.
John: I'm gonna beat your ass dude.
Me: Just like I beat your mom's pussy?
by The Blanester88 November 04, 2007
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by alittlestreetgurl March 31, 2004
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The last desperate resort to save what's left of your saggy public image, in an obviously lost verbal or written argument.
"Your a fat pig who likes to masterbate in his own sweat, i even caught you masterbating, you cant deny it anymore."
-"Yeah your mom."
-"Yeah your mom."
by Anonymous April 20, 2003
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Teacher: Timmy, did you do ur homework?
Timmy: No, I did your mom
Nerd getting pushed around: Stop guys, that hurts
Timmy: Thats what ur mom said last night
Timmy: No, I did your mom
Nerd getting pushed around: Stop guys, that hurts
Timmy: Thats what ur mom said last night
by Joel Bossy December 06, 2006
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by jayhauk1 January 25, 2016
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1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"
Friends kicking it at a basketball game...
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)
OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)
OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION
Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)
by samantha-fantha February 16, 2013
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