your mom

your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.

ex:

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!

by your mom March 15, 2005

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1) the answer for any and every question.

2) what you say when there is nothing better to say.

3) only the greatest insult ever.

4) a phrase that is a target for lame jokes

1) Date:"So,what do you want for dinner tonight. Pizza or Tacos?"

You: "Your Mom"
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2) Science Nerd:"Did you know the mosquitoes mate upside down?"

You: "So does Your Mom."
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3) Girlfriend:"Baby, I Love You."

You:"That may be the case but I love Your Mom."
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4) Your Mom is so stupid she thought that fruit punch was a gay boxer.

by Milli Rillows Movies April 24, 2008

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Often used as a quick way to burn somebody

John(staring across the lunch room at some chick): "aahhh she has such a nice ass..."
Me: " What?? is your mom at school today?

by john March 23, 2005

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the answer to all lifes questions.

Sara:what grade did you get on your math test?
Sarah:*whispers*i got your mom!

by tooshywhooshy April 30, 2005

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1. A part of the progrssion of insults. works best with "a whore"
2. Your female caretaker

Guy 1: its such a stupid movie.
Guy 2: your a stupid movie!
guy 1: your face is a stupid movie!
guy 2: your moms a stupid movie!
guy 1: your moms a whore.
guy 2: GODDAMNIT!!!

guy 1: why dont you get off drinking, man?
guy 2: i have to get off your mom first
random guy: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!

by your moms face! December 23, 2004

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