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when theres a perfect chance to rip into some one infront of his friends
big jock-"hey, im gonno bang your head against the wall, cause im a big stupid jock"

defensless little guy-"and ill bang your mom so hard up the ass that ill knock her teeth out"
by your mom July 11, 2003
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the only universal comeback. only known rebuff: "what is this obsession you have with my mother?"
an interjection, which can be inserted as the noun in every sentence in the english language.
debater one: my opponent is guilty of using a fallicy, therefore...

me: YOUR MOMS A FALLICY!!
by Link the Wolf May 03, 2005
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your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.
ex:

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!
by your mom March 15, 2005
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what you say to anyone who is insulting you, or if you just want to make them mad.
guy 1: you're gay.
guy 2: your mom's gay.
guy 1: dude, that doesn't make sense.
guy 2: your mom doesn't make sense.
OHH BURNN!
by chicken flavored rice May 15, 2008
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what dumbasses say when they cant think of shit. these dumfucks usually are retarted
yOu: hey whats up
dumbass: your mom
yOu: you are my mom, dumbasses
by BigDiqEnergy May 15, 2019
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