The best person to ever lay eyes on, she's even better than mango in the summer and giraffes during winter. She'smine tho you can't steal her.
Person 1 - did you see her, she fine AF
Person 2 - yeah, she's probably just YOUR MOM
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Who I was doing.
Police: What were you doing last night
Suspect: Your mom! *SLAP!* OW!

As you can see, not a wise choice unless you are sitting on the other end of an online chat, like me.
by Guy who did your mom March 12, 2004
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also used for yelling at people on TV when they ask obvious questions.
Random person: That bag is ugly.
Me: Your mom is ugly.

Random person:What is that thing on your face?
Me:Your mom.

Internet person: Who are you?
Me: Your mom.

Your mom is so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
by Aya-kun August 11, 2004
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an abstract concept loosely affiliated with notions of the intended audience's maternal figure.

normally expressed as an intended slight on said maternal figure. often serves as indication of the end of a conversation.
X: That is one very fat farm animal.
Y: You're a fat farm animal.
X: I'll show you a fat farm animal.
Y: Your mom is a fat farm animal.
by BvO April 23, 2003
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Term used when you can't think of anything else to say. Usually funny, although some people find it offenesive. It usually doesn't make any sense.
Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Your mom.
Idiotic random guy: SNAAAP!

Bob: ...And what do you have to say to that Fred?
Fred: Uhhh...YOUR MOM!

Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Your mom! *snickers*
Bob: Dude, that's getting old.
Fred: Oh yeah, so is your mom.
Bob: ...
Idiotic random guy: OOHHH! YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOLD!!

Me: Your mom goes to college.
by Brogan June 27, 2005
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the only universal comeback. only known rebuff: "what is this obsession you have with my mother?"
an interjection, which can be inserted as the noun in every sentence in the english language.
debater one: my opponent is guilty of using a fallicy, therefore...

by Link the Wolf May 4, 2005
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your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!
by your mom March 15, 2005
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