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what u say in responce to any question
your mom : so what did u do today?
you : your mom

jen: so what r we doin 2day in french?
me: your mom!
by your mom March 29, 2003
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Why you should listen to the teacher in class.
(teacher finishes lecture)
Teacher: Okay now students, you may now begin your work.

Ben (whispering): Hey Chris, what are we doing?
Chris: Your MOM!!
by Nytesdawn October 30, 2012
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The most versatile dis/comeback ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're talking to someone's mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.
1. guy: Look at that fat kid!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!

2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom

3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.
by That ballin' kid January 09, 2007
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A phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.
Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?"

You: about as long as your mom
by Ginza October 24, 2003
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The way to answer a question when you're bored.
"Timmy, what is the world's largest continent?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, who do you plan on making pseudo-sexual comments about?"
"Your mom."
by Silly August 16, 2004
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When inserted into a generic sentence, this is guaranteed to add a hearty portion of sexual innuendo.
1. Nerd: "Stop, you guys!"
Jock: "That's not what your mom said last night!"

2. Repairman: "The TV needs to be turned on first."
You: "I think your mom needs to be turned on first."
by Derrick March 03, 2005
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an abstract concept loosely affiliated with notions of the intended audience's maternal figure.

normally expressed as an intended slight on said maternal figure. often serves as indication of the end of a conversation.
X: That is one very fat farm animal.
Y: You're a fat farm animal.
X: I'll show you a fat farm animal.
Y: Your mom is a fat farm animal.
by BvO April 22, 2003
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