Urban Dictionary: your face

An insult that is good at all times. Will usually result in a comeback that is impossible to counter against

by The Jeffster April 22, 2003

The God of all comebacks, there is no better way to retort against an insulting comment because you will always win. No one knows who created "your face" some say it was either Chuck Norris or Jesus but whoever it was deserves a pat on the back because they are truly badass. Also, the ultimate way to respond to a "your mom" joke, because they can only reply with "your mom's face" and end up sounding stupid

Scenario 1:
Friend 1: it's time for a diss battle
Friend 2: it's your face's time for a diss battle
Friend 3: OOOOHHHH we got a winner!!!
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yeah, I just looked at the yearbook and you are uuuuugly!
Friend 2: your face is ugly
Friend 1: DAMMIT!!
Scenario 3:
Friend 1: that is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: your mom is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 1: well YOUR FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: well your MOM'S FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 3: no man, just no

by Mr.Potatoface January 02, 2014

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your face

1. The uglyiest thing in the world

2. A great comeback

"EW today I saw the grossest thing... Know what it was?"
"Yeah, YOUR FACE!!!"

by A random somebody September 04, 2005

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Your face

Your face noun; - refers to a noun in a sentence; it is supposed to replace any noun in any sentence, towards somebody in perticular.

original statement: That looks like a bad accident...
revised statement: Your face looks like a bad accident...

Original statement: Where are they coming from?
revised statent: There on the corner of flamingo annndd, your face!

by Berge March 23, 2006

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Your Face has become a very popular come back, especially among college students. It can be used in many forms such as: so is your face, your face, face, or complete facial!.... Sometimes people can even have full conversations with just this concept of your face. We use it if we have nothing else to say..... Your face is a perfect filler when you are at loss for words. Patty is your face all the time.

Patty: So Panda, what are you doing right now?
Panda: Ummmm.... ::Looks at computer screen, then quickly looks at Patty with an evil eye:: YOUR FACE!!!
Patty: ::Angrily:: YOUR FACE!!
Panda: ShU-Uh!! I hate your face's life!
Patty: Oh My Gah!!!! I can't stand the pain of your face!
Panda: Your face's face!
Patty: I cannot travel in this direction!
Panda: Your face can't travel in any direction!
Patty: You're a complete Facial McFacestein!
Panda: Huuurrrkk - - - - Blech.....
Patty: ::silence::... Haha, Face.
Therefor, Patty has prevailed.

by AmandownPanda March 18, 2008

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like saying "yo momma" but instead, "your face"..a great come back to use over and over again

what did u get on the test?
-Your Face!
what?
-Your Face!
your mean
-Your Face!

by DmanfromITMS February 24, 2005

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your face

an amazing comeback/word
that people use way too much but is funny every single time

so what are you doing today??
YOUR FACE!
no seriously what are you doing today??
YOUR FACE!!!
OKay this is getting annoying
ya well you know what?? YOUR FACE IS ANNOYING!!
okay Im just gonna leave now because you are so stupid
your mom is stupid... but not as stupid as your face
ahhhh! i hate you (leaves)
in the backround: I hate your face

by your face12345 September 14, 2008

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