A Christian organization for high school students they call Young Life but that really ought to be called Popular Kids Getting Together To Do Stupid Shit and Pretend To Learn About a God Who Probably Doesn't Even Exist. The leaders go on and on about how Jesus accepts people as they are and loves everone equally, yet they have no problem with the fact that at a lot of schools it's only the richest, prettiest, and most athletic kids that go. These kids might not necessarily be bullies, but they sure as hell don't give a fuck how a fat, greasy-haired, socially awkward girl who's never had a boyfriend feels about the work of fiction that is the bible. Unless you've been on your school's homecoming court or have friends who have, don't bother stepping into one of their meetings, which do resemble that of a cult.
Tyler: Okay everybody, tonight's the first night of Young Life so if you're socially acceptable be sure to come!"
Haley: Tyler!
Tyler: Okay, sorry, just kidding, anybody can come. (Whispers to Haley) Anyone accept for Madison that is.
Haley: Tyler!
Tyler: Okay, sorry, just kidding, anybody can come. (Whispers to Haley) Anyone accept for Madison that is.
by angryliberal19 February 08, 2013
by Blackmansjoint August 11, 2016
A club where young teens gather in the name of God and Christ and get the cops called on them for throwing televisions out of windows and disturbing the peace for some 'lesson' or various other things. They also say everyone is welcome, but it's very hard to get the location of the meeting out of them. Is usually in someone's house and is packed so tight you can't move. Includes: singing, rituals, running around, smoking pot in the corner, arriving wasted, screaming and being elitist bitches and hos.
It's separated into "Campaigners" and "Club". Campaigners is where deep talks about faith happens. Club is just horsing around while singing Christian songs... so 'you totally get something out of it'. No one attends Campaigners. The 'cool thing' is to go to 'club'.
Also known as "YL".
It's separated into "Campaigners" and "Club". Campaigners is where deep talks about faith happens. Club is just horsing around while singing Christian songs... so 'you totally get something out of it'. No one attends Campaigners. The 'cool thing' is to go to 'club'.
Also known as "YL".
Mary: ZOMG!1one!1 Are you going to Young Life tonight?
Bob: Um... YEAH! I heard we're eating goldfish! LIKE, THAT IS SO TOTALLY EXCITING!!11eleven!!11 And Bobby... that hot leader... is SO BACK!
Bob: Um... YEAH! I heard we're eating goldfish! LIKE, THAT IS SO TOTALLY EXCITING!!11eleven!!11 And Bobby... that hot leader... is SO BACK!
by Sean McNamara January 10, 2006
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