A common American phrase for expressing disbelief.
Example:

"Dude, Ned Stark fucking dies."
"I haven't see the episode yet asshole. Are you kidding me?"
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The phrase "You slay me" is slang and it means to overwhelm, as with laughter or love.

It is used in response to something funny someone has said or done.
person 1 says or does something funny.
person 2 in response can only sum up the amazing funniness that has occured with the phrase "you slay me," signifying total appreciation of the funny event and deeming it hilarious and worthy of acknowledgement.
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Usually with people say after they tell someone something
If you leave out, close the door behind you, you hear me?
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A New Orleans’ saying. Often used after ever sentence, even when not necessary. Meanings: “you feel me”, just to emphasize your sentence. pronunciation: *new Orleans accent* “urr her mi”
“The saints are going to winning the super bowl, you heard me?”

“Let’s get some hand grenades, you heard me? “

“What time is it, you heard me?”

Anthony Davis is a dog, you heard me?”
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Facebook status: Carla misses the sun :-( and noticed how pale everyone looks in England today.

Friend's reply: you tell me! I think i'm gonna get some tropical sunshine in Florianopolis next month.
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A term used to express surprise and probably displeasure. A mixture of "Are you kidding me?" and "Are you joking?" Used most in the Bergen County area of New Jersey.
Math Teacher: Tonight's homework is page 121, 12 to 30.
Stupid Ridgewood Jock Kid: Are you joking me?!
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An expression used in order to convey incredulity, disbelief, or even surprise.

Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?
A: Jacob called me yesterday saying that he won the lottery!
B: Are you putting me on?
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