by Allie February 03, 2004
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Hey babe, look, it's not you, it's me. I need to figure things out. Like why I'm such a fucking pussy."
by Azuzu October 31, 2008
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The reason one gives when terminating a relationship with someone who turns out to be repulsive and/or mind-numbingly boring.
by Aw yeah August 24, 2004
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People who are confident they will be together for a long time. You can make it your own definition, but it defines itself.
by omgitsgolden August 13, 2016
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definitely your fault.
when an asshole doesn't take responsibility for his decisions he’s going to say “it’s not you, it’s me.”
by thisbitchisleftist September 03, 2020
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When ur partner wants to break up with you. They tell you, "It's not you, it's me." It basically means, I wana dump u cos ur mingin and that guy/bird over there is miles fitter, so l8r loser...
Ur holding hands with ur b.f/g.f and are smitten with each other, when suddenly, this really fit guy/girl walks by, you can see your partner druelling @ the site of them. They tell you that its not working and that, "Its not you, it's me."
by LoZzA April 30, 2004
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When Nikki heard how much Steve wanted for the sack he exclaimed, "Fifty dollars? For that? Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?! You gotta be fuckin' whoring me."
by Nikki Stixx May 07, 2019
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