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"You Killed It" means the joke isn't funny.
gabby- "yo mama is so dumb when she went to the airport it said "Airport Left" so she turned around and went back home.
billy-"and then she goes back?"
gabby- "You Killed It!"
billy-"and then she goes back?"
gabby- "You Killed It!"
by Annonymous_nigga August 03, 2005
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
3
"You killed it" is what one says to the other who puts an end to a funny joke.
People will be laughing at a certain joke, then someone will try to enhance the humour by adding a witty comment or something(see list below) to get more laughs albeit failing miserably and making the joke not funny anymore.
The most common ways to kill a joke are to tell the joke so often to the point it isn't funny anymore, or to attempt at enhancing the humour by displaying a sarcastic/witty comment, taking the joke literally or stating the obvious.
People will be laughing at a certain joke, then someone will try to enhance the humour by adding a witty comment or something(see list below) to get more laughs albeit failing miserably and making the joke not funny anymore.
The most common ways to kill a joke are to tell the joke so often to the point it isn't funny anymore, or to attempt at enhancing the humour by displaying a sarcastic/witty comment, taking the joke literally or stating the obvious.
1. "Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
"Dude, cut it out! You killed it a long time ago, you told the joke so many times!"
2. "why'd the chicken cross the road?"
"to get to the other side"
"hahahahahahahhaah!"
"maybe the chicken needed to go to the bank!"
"(sigh), you killed it."
3. "What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?"
"A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven!!!"
"Well why would anyone wanna put a Jew in an oven? They're humans too!"
"It's a joke dumbass, you killed it..."
4. "How do you get 4 fags to fit on one bar stool?"
"Turn it upside down."
"HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! That's a good one eh?"
"Wow, sounds like they must've enjoyed it, huh?"
"You killed it again!"
"Dude, cut it out! You killed it a long time ago, you told the joke so many times!"
2. "why'd the chicken cross the road?"
"to get to the other side"
"hahahahahahahhaah!"
"maybe the chicken needed to go to the bank!"
"(sigh), you killed it."
3. "What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?"
"A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven!!!"
"Well why would anyone wanna put a Jew in an oven? They're humans too!"
"It's a joke dumbass, you killed it..."
4. "How do you get 4 fags to fit on one bar stool?"
"Turn it upside down."
"HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! That's a good one eh?"
"Wow, sounds like they must've enjoyed it, huh?"
"You killed it again!"
by Your Username Here October 14, 2009
4
Alright Jonny congats you killed it you can go rejoin the group
Eric you did well but you lost so you have 20 minutes to get your stuff
Eric you did well but you lost so you have 20 minutes to get your stuff
by Eryone knows its butters! November 27, 2019