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yort is for all things. yort is simultaneously nothing and everything. you are yort...your mom is so yort...we. are. yort. it’s the most versatile word in the history of words. like cmon man, yort. y-o-r-t. it just rolls of the tongue so nicely. yort. yort yort. i’m surprised it’s not in webster’s dictionary already!! ALL the kids are saying yort :D deuces, yort!!
person a: “god...i’m so tired. i could kill for a yort right now :/“
person b: “my stupid whore girlfriend is being SUCH a yort. ugh”
person c: “omg aiden!! your song is soooo yort! i lauv it :)”
person b: “my stupid whore girlfriend is being SUCH a yort. ugh”
person c: “omg aiden!! your song is soooo yort! i lauv it :)”
by smegmalover420 August 14, 2020
Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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(V) The process of a man bleaching his asshole. The name is chosen from the noise made while the bleach is applied to the asshole. Also known as yorting.
When the chemicals used to bleach made contact with his asshole, the man cried out “YORT!”
Or
Can’t wait to go to the salon and Yort. My assholes been getting pretty dark lately.
Or
Can’t wait to go to the salon and Yort. My assholes been getting pretty dark lately.
by Shindeiru October 24, 2017