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The distance you are willing to go to have a laugh, very subjective. 10m is a yolometer for one alcoholic drink, 5000m if Megan Fox is at the end.
A yolometer is 1yl/m

Me:'I'd go 10yl/m for her'
Jeffernan: 'Nah, she's only worth 4yl/m'
by Quavercards September 30, 2013
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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