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Working class Irish slang used by knackers meaning different things depending on context:

1 ecstacy

2 foolish ugly idiot

3 thing, item, thingymajig
1 me heads cabbaged today i took a few yolks last night im in bits

2 dont mind that Vanessa one shes only a yolk.

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Suzanna: Anto- wheres de yolk for me hay-er?
Anto: Wha' yolk?
Suzanna: De fuckinnn.. ye know de yolk for ge'in rid of de curls- de bleeding strate-ner, wheres de strate-ner?
Anto: I dont fuckin' knowww.
by womoma April 17, 2005
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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slang for a defined musclature
the upper arm is like a fried egg, where the bicep is the yolk. this is your brain on supplements suckaaas.
by 'sight March 15, 2005
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A shapely woman, mainly in the buttocks and thigh region
"She thick but I don't want her yolks, I want all her federal reserve notes" - Mac Dre. "When she walks you can see her cheeks yolkin"
by Mack Road Valley High Type April 11, 2009
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Verb
The act of ejaculation. Used in bro culture when describing sexual encounters or lonely evenings.
1. I yolked a hot one down her throat last night, it was titty city.
2. I am gonna go yolk one out quick, be back in 10.
3. Did you yolk inside her? No? Only counts as half then.
by RocketRay August 15, 2014
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a joke that is basically better than your entire existence
macrondalds: "our breakfast meal deal is no yolk"
by porkiies January 20, 2020
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