There was a yogurtic explosion after the Yoplait was dropped.

ahh I don't have anything good to eat that's not fattening...
-eat yogurt!

Negros do you want to join KKK
Yes
Do yogurtism to become white as yogurt

Yogurt: "You must use the scwartz"

I opened the fridge and saw the yougurt cup. I proceeded to open the lid, inserting my rock-hard cock into the sloppy yogurt. I then repeatedly fucked the yogurt and was satisfied by the moist slopping sound and the rippling through the yogurt. I then finished in the yogurt cup and proceeded to place the lid back on and put it back in the fridge.

"Why is there yogurt in this cap?"

"Well it used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all."

Get out your feelings; always acting like a yogurt