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One of the most powerful and quitessential forms of exercise that requires intense mental concentration. When practiced correctly and concentrating on breathing, yoga increases flexibility, muscle definition, endurance, and mental clarity. Yoga is not for the physically or mentally weak. Anyone who downplays the effectiveness of yoga or says anything negative about it should be mercilessly beaten.
I do yoga for the following reasons: it increases my flexibility so I can do wierd shit and not get injured in sports, it increases my endurance, it increases my definition (it's how I got a six pack), and girls think it's hot.
by nirvanarageatm December 18, 2004
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n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name)

v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.
Don't call her by her deadname. She hasn't gone by that name in years.
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Yoga is a bunch of sacred excersises that enhance the body and keep it fit.This has been proven scientifically and by the many yogis in India who practice Yoga and Meditation.Only Unbelievers would really hate it.
Yoga is good for the soul.
by MetalHead April 17, 2005
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The indian traditional exercises to keep you fit, healthy, hot and sexy.
Just do it 15 min. In morning or evening.
This can heal your any disease or injury.
A- Hey, how can you run, though you couldn't stand up after that accident.
B- Yoga saved me bro.
by vicks April 01, 2013
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A series of (rather difficult) exercises designed to improve balance and core strengh, good for muscle toning. Easy to do anywhere, so you can stay fit on your round trip journey to Japan. Involves lots of stretching.
I feel all tense, I'm gonna take a shower and do some yoga

I want to lose 5 pounds, I'm going to start yoga

I"ll be away form my gym, but I can just do some yoga to keep fit
by Regin the Radiant August 09, 2009
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A meditational exercise involving tying oneself up in knots resembling those found in pretzels.
None needed
by S.Muirhaven August 16, 2003
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any exercise that requires very little physical exertion
and some mental exertion. best left for the gay or infirm;
especially popular among trend chasers.
"Wow, touching my toes really aligns by chakras!," said the asshat doing yoga.
by Seudónimo January 31, 2011
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