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A sexual practice involving the urethra and objects which should never come in contact with the urethra.
Usage: He sure does yoast a lot. It's no wonder he gets so many UTIs with such frequent yoasting.
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A very apparent tool. A guy who is rude to girls, who thinks he is better at things than others, who is very cocky for no reason, or who thinks highly of himself for unsure reasons.
He is all that in a bag of tools.
This guy is a complete jerk, he's straight yoasting.
by Jamez Ztephenz February 19, 2011
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