Yo muma so small she can hang glide on a dorrito

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

I was down at the nightclub and I was about to get a beer when my Mum said no you little piece of shit and slaps me (not my Mum does this but yo mum does)

qdcwghd2jesndashuwjadsyuqdshuaqwsudadchuqwhndx Yo mum

I’m yo mum

FRIEND:"WHO IS THAT DOOD?!"
FRIEND 2:"UMM IDK, PROBABLY YOMUM!"