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Literally, "Your" (n.) - 'an English word that is used when one person is talking to another and they want to refer to the person they are talking to in a 1st person point of view' + "Mother" (n.) - 'an English word that describes a female of a certain species that is or was capable of sexual reproduction at some point in their lives and exercised that aspect of their lives, and caused the creation and growth of a fetal offspring in their womb, egg, or pouch'; therefore, "Your" + "Mother" = the mother of a creature that a person who speaks English is referring to in a 1st person point of view. Don't you just love these literal definitions to just irritate the hell out of people?
by VineyardPK May 13, 2006
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A silly phrase which is often followed by a completely unfunny jibe. Often used by idiots online who can't think of these things spontaneously.
"Hey! Yo mama so fat/ugly/dumb/whatever that (insert pointless metaphor here)."
by KHD September 04, 2003
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Joke Time: If I had half-a-penny for every brain cell that yo mama didn't have, I'd be richer than Bill Gates!
"FUCK YO MAMA!"......then fifty other niggas said "WE ALREADY DID!!!" DAMN!
by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004
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Something that provokes jokes. YO MAMA!
Something you say if someone asks you what you wanna do. YO MAMA!
Dick: What are we doing in Science today?
Dicky: Yo Mama!
Frick: Hahahahahaha!
Fricky: Shut up.
Dick: Really, what are we doing in Science?
by Garfield135 May 16, 2007
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That fat smelly bitch who cooks me dinner and licks my ass...
Certificatologist: "yo' mama better be making some good shit tonight, or I swear I'll smack that ho!"

Midget: "my mother has been dead for 16 years."

Certificatologist: "I'd still do her..."
by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006
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