Urban Dictionary: yo mama

a term used in jokes and used for no reason at all sometimes

Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "where's my gumball?"

by real men wear pink April 25, 2006

A joke consisting of the specific phrase, "Yo mama (is) so---". It is an amusing, yet degrading style of joking. Use it when you are mad at someone!!!

Yo mama be so fat, she got baptized in Sea World.

Yo mama so greasy, she sweats Crisco.

Yo mama so big, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain conquered and claimed her as their New World.

Yo mama so big, she uses a paint roller to apply lipstick.

Yo mama so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.

by No Name Entered December 29, 2007

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someone of whom jokes are frequently made about.

yo mama so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.

by Ryan J. January 29, 2005

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pathetic retort; unidentified insult aimed at precipient's mother when the speaker has the inability to think of a half-decent comeback.

Person number 1: "You are such a pansy."

Person number 2: "Yo mama!!"

by Mike Y. March 17, 2003

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Also spelled Yo Mama, Yo Mamma, yo mamma, Yo Moma, yo moma, Yo Momma, yo momma, and "dat stupid muderfuking biatch ofer der", yo mama is commonly found as an insult to someones mom. Especially used by little bastards for their fucking retarded "yo mama jokes". Here's an example of one of them.

Yo mama so fucking fat, ugly, and tall, I took a picture of her when she was born, and it's still printing, the motherfucking prick!!!!

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by YoMamaaaaaa! April 21, 2017

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A greeting used on one's mother.

"Yo, Mama!"
"What you say about my mama?"
"I was just saying 'Yo!' to my mama!"

by Arthur November 16, 2003

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A poor comback when nothing else comes to mind.

1.) At leats I have a mama not two dads and a chemistry set.
2.) Your moms like a postage stamp, I'll lick her stick her and send her away.
3.) Lets get off the subject of mama's cause I just got off yours.
4.) You keep my mom out of this I'll keep this out of your mom.

by Jay November 13, 2003

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