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A large humanoid creature. Residing in extreme northern climates or nor mountain peaks. Sometimes glimpsed during intense snow storms. Will sometimes leave large footprints in the snow. It;s droppings are also said to be large
by bighandsandfeet August 26, 2003
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a fat bitch on a bus that has excessive grease all over her body. especially the eyebrows. dresses like a ghetto but is actually the color you get when you mix a lot of milk with coffee. their native language is the wookie call. is the spawn of chubaka. is in the sasquatch and abominable snowman family tree. lives in the woods and runs on all fours. they'll "fuck your white shit up." wants people to suck their man sticks even though 'it' is "female." looks at you like you're their hamburger. best friends are lesbians, 'nuff said.
Boy 1: WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Yeti: ME!

Girl 1: DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNN STTTTTRRAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTT

Yeti: YOU'RE GONNNNNA GET YOUR WHITE SHIT FUCKED UP!

Everyone else on the bus: BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU'RE NOT EVEN GHETTO!
by RAJ WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!!! December 18, 2009
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Yeti: In other cases my ex girlfriend. Shes stinky and sounds like a wookie from star wars. She looks like one too and I hate her Fucking hair. She has rather large feet and looks like her father. All she eats is fish and tries to speak Japanese.
Bill: Omg theres the Yeti what do we do?
Tom: Do you think we sould run?!
Bill: No...Lets kill it!
Tom: Ok!
Bill: *gets sledge hammer and beats the yeti's face in*
Tom: OMG THERES YETI BLOOD ALL OVER ME I'M GONNA GET AIDS!
Bill: its ok Tom I have an potion!
Tom: OKAY!
by Akara_shinigami February 22, 2008
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Thought to be the missing link, is actually an advanced version of human that tends to shy away from it's evelutionary kin because of the knowledge that humans are panicky creatures. Tend to prefer meat, and have a fondness for the word 'monkey.'
"The yeti is a god!"
by Zig March 13, 2003
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Used to describe a song that is dope. The word is derived from the "abominable hoeman" (Ludacris) and slang used by thugs in Paris...
Usually used to describe a hip hop song that is hard to find and send on MSN by a friend of yours...
- What song is that?
- That's the new Little Brother, Sinners...
- Damn that shit is YETI!!!
- Yeah, food for thoughts man, get a plate...
- Whoa, where did you get that?
- Digging in the caves
by Ben the Yeti finder March 29, 2006
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When a man draws a face on his (preferably hairy) scrotum, then proceeds to stretch his scrotum out near someone's face. Idealy, the stretched out face on his scrotum will look like a big hairy yeti and frighten the victim.
When (insert name) woke up, he was suprised to see 3 of his friends giving him yetis.
by foshee p February 25, 2006
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Literally translated from Nepali it means "that thing over there."
"Quick, brave Himalayan Guide-What's that thing over there?"
"Yeti."
"I see."
(c) Neil Gaiman
by Neil Gaiman CEC October 25, 2006
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