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A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.”
Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
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Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
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Is a Scottish term that translates into

Your dad sells cosmetics
Person: that’s right ya fucking fanny walk away

Me: will you shut he fuck up mate? Yer da sells Avon, you fucking pussy
by WeeScottishLasie November 02, 2018
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